DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray

Working in some pretty rowdy Kentucky county establishments I have found this to humble even the boldest rockstar legends! And all my co workers call me when their bargain basement stuff isn’t getting the job done ! I have deployed this brand from the .4 to the .7 and above always gets results! I always get a apology from my clients too! Be firm fair and consistent be legal and trust your equipment!!

It works well on small animals in copious amounts!

Better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it. Being well trained with a firearm is great. Taking a life is not. This is a great less lethal tool that puts blue hairs and multiple violent protesters in their place. Always carry a less than lethal option. I have used this product in a professional setting. It works as designed.

well I've not used it as of yet but its in my car for the next riot situation that arises!!!

As a kid, I used to dream about being popular, known, famous -- to have my proverbial 15 minutes of fame, and more. But slacking in high school turned into college rejections, which meant I was only qualified for untrained, low-paying security work, which I got into only because I have an uncle who knew a guy who owed him a huge favor.Night watch-person, mall cop, security guard at a bank... slowly I worked my way up, but nobody who saw me ever remembered my name, much less my face. I was invisible, anonymous. If I showed up for my company's Christmas party, people didn't say hi or welcome, but instead began lining up to be arrested for public intoxication. Of course I'd oblige them, and drive home with a trunk full of confiscated liquor, but the experience was always hollow and unsatisfying. At least until I got home and started in on the top-shelf vodka and rum. After that, things seemed much better.Then I landed a sweet job at a state university -- and wouldn't you know, their police were actually considered real honest to goodness gun-and-taser carrying law enforcement officers. We had riot gear and assault rifles! Those Kent State National Guard goobers had nothing on our arsenal. We could even arrest the spoiled rich punks who infested the campus like so many hope-filled stuck-ups. My favorite was the "whoopsie--look at this joint I planted...er, I mean FOUND in your pocket!" Ever see a 21 year old male pre-med student cry? Their tears are sweeter than wine.But still, something was missing from my life. Recognition. Hell, simple acknowledgment I existed.Then came the Defense Technology 56895 MK-9. Or as I call it "Fame In a Can."All I had to do was find a group of student protesters, which isn't hard at all lately. No idea why. I think Fox News said something about hippies. Anyway, I went for the easy target on this on my first go, because I was incredibly nervous. What if they fought back? Luckily, I found a bunch who were like shooting fish in a barrel, a line of them just sitting on the ground and not moving at all. My hand was shaking, but it hardly mattered because the MK-9 has such an amazing wide cone spray, it hits anything -- and anybody it's even vaguely pointed towards. The helpful orange dye tells you who you've sprayed already, and who needs a second or third dose. It says no closer than six feet, but I found that 2-3 feet greatly increased the chances of ingestion. I understand that if you can manage to force the protesters to swallow this stuff it makes them cough up blood for hours, a total bonus for those of us who think civil rights are too special for anybody but the privileged to have and enjoy.But the best undocumented feature of all: Instant fame! One minute of casually dousing these students with this pure-gold Internet Meme Juice, and next thing I know, I'm a YouTube sensation! Everybody knows my name, and yes, I know what you're thinking, but these riot face-shields also work wonderfully against spit and rotten vegetables.I'm hoping Defense Technology comes up with a garden hose attachment for this baby, so I can take care of those brats who're always trampling on my lawn, too.

Are you tired of dealing with peaceful students? Concerned that they may offend your Fascist sensitivities? Not to worry! Just a few quick squirts into the faces of benign young scholars will do the trick! Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream is guaranteed to rid most areas of just about anything that gets your panties in a knot!MK-9 is not only a great pesticide but is quite versatile: in fact, the renowned UC Campus Police Lt. John Pike has perfected its use as a tool for creating performance art - just in time for the Thanksgiving Holidays! A few simple squirts will fill the air with a festive fall orangey color and smells great (although it's a bit more reminiscent of those HOT summer days than the waning days of autumn).If you're not into pesticides or holiday décor, Lt. John Pike has also offered his contributions to the culinary arts, here's the recipe for his savory "pepper spray delight":1. Acquire a sufficient number of students2. Bundle them together (arm linking is very effective)3. Turn up the heat4. Spray on liberal amounts of MK-9Isn't that simple? No cooking required so this recipe can be used almost anywhere!Not surprisingly, MK-9 has many medical uses: although we wouldn't recommended it (and the UC Davis Campus Police haven't yet conducted clinical trials - at least none that have yet been published), it is suspected that this product would offer the ultimate in colon cleansing! (Wouldn't be great if Fox News Anchor, Megan Kelly, volunteered for product testing as part of a reality show?) Defense Technology's research division has, however, demonstrated that their product is highly efficacious as an eye wash. Indeed, pepper spray is even capable of providing a religious experience. Just think, you can experience something right out of Bible and can even relive Apostle Paul's defining moment in history by experiencing temporary blindness. The anecdote, however, is simple - merely enroll at the University of California campus near you (warning, tuition is subject to change at any moment) and recite their motto - "Fiat Lux" (Let there be light)! It's probable that your eyesight will eventually be restored. Note: results will vary.