F plus R Mens USA Flag Stars Low Rise Swimwear Bikini Briefs Beach Swimsuit

It fit perfectly! I loved strutting my stuff on the beach this past summer! I highly recommend these!

You're not ready for these. Believe me when I tell you, the instant you put these on, that Abe Lincoln is going to descend from the heavens riding a bald eagle screaming FREEDOMMMMM with Mel Gibson in the background nodding in silent approval. Chuck Norris will be weeping on his knees while you literally have to swim through the vast amount of women you just attracted. I bought these as a gag gift for myself. Little did I know that when I removed my swim trunks while on the beaches of St. Thomas, that I would attract Every. Single. living creature on the beach. Buy these at your own risk.

This thing rocks. We all know you arent buying it to actually swim in, so if you want to make everyone uncomfortable, buy this thing. It's the perfect hammock to keep everyone laughing. Just make sure to say things like, "excuse me miss, but my eyes are up here", "say the pledge", or "want to see the flag pole" and your mission will be accomplished. Crashing 4th of July, parties it does great.

I purchased this for the Fourth of July. I didn’t plan on wearing it ever after that. What they don’t tell you when you purchase is that when you pull these tight plum jugglers on you hear the scream of Bald Eagles flying overhead. This banana hammock transforms even the smallest accidental escape of flatulance into a full orchestra performing the national anthem. Not only will your upper thighs be dangerously exposed... but so will your unrestrained patriotism! If you love America, don’t be shy!!!

Great swimsuit for the price.I'm 67 and wear it to scare the kids out of the pool.

Makes me look like a European at the beach and pool. Families cover their eyes and shriek when I show up. The veterans are respectful as they actually salute before passing out in a pile of vomit. I love the fact it keeps 2 out of the 3 man parts snug while only exposing one. Plus my gut and love handles are free to jiggle and bounce unrestricted. Highly recommended for anyone with a dad body.

Husband loves them and loves showing them off. Fabric seems to be good quality. Washed and dried without issue, no fading. He is wearing a large but thinks he should have got an xlarge because he has a rather large butt.

These are cumfy bikini bottoms. The colors bled a little on the fabric but it doesnt bother me. They have a liner in the front pouch and can im sure when it gets wet it might show thru. Overall great fit for 36" waist ordered XL. I will proudly be wearing these at the beach all day in the 4th of July...