---
product_id: 68597752
title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem"
brand: "embtao"
price: "KD 3.68"
currency: KWD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Emb Tao"
url: https://www.desertcart.com.kw/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close
store_origin: KW
region: Kuwait
---

# 3.5 x 1.5 inches – perfect bold size Hook & loop fastener – instant, secure attachment Washable & durable – long-lasting vibrance If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

**Brand:** embtao
**Price:** KD 3.68
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧢 Make your mark—wear your vibe, no compromises!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao
- **How much does it cost?** KD 3.68 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.kw](https://www.desertcart.com.kw/products/68597752-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close)

## Best For

- embtao enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted embtao brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Built to Last:** Crafted from premium cotton embroidery, it’s washable and designed to endure your active lifestyle.
- • **Perfect Size for Impact:** At 3.5 by 1.5 inches, this patch commands attention on jackets, bags, and tactical gear.
- • **Stand Out with Attitude:** The cheeky 'If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close' design is a conversation starter for the bold professional.
- • **Versatile Style Upgrade:** Includes free loop tape so you can customize any garment or accessory effortlessly.
- • **Bold Statement, Instant Attachment:** Velcro-compatible hook backing lets you swap styles in seconds without sewing.

## Overview

This premium EmbTao embroidered patch measures 3.5 x 1.5 inches and features a strong hook backing compatible with Velcro loop tape (included free). Made from durable, washable cotton, it’s designed for easy, secure attachment to thicker fabrics like jackets, backpacks, and tactical gear. Its bold, humorous message adds a unique edge to your style while offering quick customization options for the modern professional.

## Description

EmbTao Patch Embroidery is an art. Tao is the art of balancing design, technology, quality and details. EmbTao is the ultimate embroidered patch. The back of the EmbTao patch is Velcro-compatible. It is safe and non-toxic. In addition, the same size hanging tape is free. You can add our compatible Velcro patch to your garments. You can also sew our hanging tape to your clothes and then add our patch. With our Velcro-compatible patch, it will take you only a second to make your custom garment. Package: 1 x Velcro compatible patch and 1 x hook tape of the same size.

Review: definitely one for a thick jacket or a bag. Not flexible at all. - It's a great patch, quality construction and finish. bright colour and a decent size that appears standard. It isn't however good for a shirt or thin jacket. the hook and loop attachment make it too stiff for that. although the hook and loop is uber strong so that's an excellent plus for this patch. You'll just be better putting it on a thicker jacket pocket flap or on your bag/pack. where there's no flexing of fabric. That said the backing strip of loops is quite flexible on its own and quite easy to sew to fabric. it's only when you stick down the patch it becomes stiff. so that's something to bear in mind.
Review: Great patch - if you like the design get it, its strong.

## Features

- Hook backing patch for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free.
- Patch Measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall.
- Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability.
- Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more!
- Package: 1 pcs Hook Backing Patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed free.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B07CTCMZJ3 |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | 173,131 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 389 in Embroidered Appliqué Patches |
| Brand | EmbTao |
| Brand Name | EmbTao |
| Colour | If You Can Read This |
| Country Of Origin | China |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 835 Reviews |
| Embellishment Feature | Embroidery |
| Item Shape | Rectangular |
| Item Weight | 0.3 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | EmbTao |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 471M-EU |
| Material | Cotton |
| Material Type | Cotton |
| Mounting Type | Buckle,Hook |
| Number of Pieces | 1 |
| Product Style | vintage |
| Size | Taille unique |
| Style | vintage |
| Theme | Alphabet |
| UPC | 708210898034 |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** EmbTao
- **Colour:** If You Can Read This
- **Material:** Cotton
- **Mounting type:** Buckle,Hook
- **Number of pieces:** 1
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Size:** Taille unique
- **Style:** vintage
- **Theme:** Alphabet
- **UPC:** 708210898034

## Images

![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61GbGbnI95L.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ definitely one for a thick jacket or a bag. Not flexible at all.
*by M***Y on 2 September 2024*

It's a great patch, quality construction and finish. bright colour and a decent size that appears standard. It isn't however good for a shirt or thin jacket. the hook and loop attachment make it too stiff for that. although the hook and loop is uber strong so that's an excellent plus for this patch. You'll just be better putting it on a thicker jacket pocket flap or on your bag/pack. where there's no flexing of fabric. That said the backing strip of loops is quite flexible on its own and quite easy to sew to fabric. it's only when you stick down the patch it becomes stiff. so that's something to bear in mind.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great patch
*by A***B on 14 November 2024*

if you like the design get it, its strong.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great
*by F***E on 17 July 2024*

I bought this for my cap

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*Store origin: KW*
*Last updated: 2026-05-17*