DUDE Wiper 1000 - Bidet Attachment - Black Dual-Action Nozzle and Control Panel - Easy Installation - Fits Most Standard Toilets

I bought this simple because another review called it the “ass blaster 3000” and I thought it was HILARIOUS. I thought “why not try it? It’s 15 dollars. If it sucks, it was only 15 dollars.”It’s actually a good bidet. The installation is technically idiot proof but I am I think more than an idiot because I struggled a little bit. But it’s all good. Everything works!

Sturdy, ready to install, functions as it's supposed to. Love it.

Bought this after my previous one started leaking after 4½ years of use; replacement was pretty easy, about 10-15 minutes. This one has a nozzle self-cleaning feature, which I hope will keep it cleaner than my previous one which did not have it... Although the output water pressure is a bit lower here, even when I turn the dial to the max; I like to have a stronger shot of water for cleaning down back there, but that's my personal preference... I got it for $15 on Prime Day, and I feel I've already got my money's worth in the past couple of weeks

The name should be renamed a$$blaster 1000There's nothing negative to say about this thing it is on point what you expect when you buy something does what it needs to do and the price was phenomenal for the black one I bought spares just in case it broke down I think is worth more than what I paid

Make sure you are sitting on the toilet or something when making sure the water is pointed in the right direction and coming out at a decent speed… I got it right to the face and the chest. I was pure comedic gold! But it works well! Easy to install and would highly recommend to others!!! Bought it when I had my neck surgery and didn’t want another dude wiping my a**. Took care of that. I’d be a spokes model for real! A** Blaster 3000!!! 😂

Laughing I’m not going to add a pictureThe unit is of quality build. I am considering buying it for my other toilets, as this one was installed in the master bathroom.I use very cold well water (TTL), soooo with that said folks, it’s all natural, no heater, so our private parts will be sprayed in my home with chilly water (for you cold sensitive folks, it is what it is). I bought this unit for my 58 year young husband. He’s the handy type, and had no real difficulty with installing.If some didn’t know, we women can use it, but I didn’t know that when purchasing. It is a great value for the money.

So, it was relatively simple enough to install. it works fine. The biggest thing is that there is absolutely no way to adjust how far forward the thing sprays. For $90, I was expecting at least to be able to make sure it works properly before wasting a good hour fiddling with wrenches and piping, to find out that this is an excellent ball washer, and not bidet. And no, I wasnt using the wrong spray, both sprays hit the same spot.due to my toilet being so small (I rent, so i dont get a say what cheap garbage toilet is installed), this means that if I want this thing to function properly, I have to scoot forward to the edge of the seat before I turn it on.For such a steep price, this is so disappointing. IF YOU HAVE A SMALL TOILET, AVOID THIS. Get something else.Some additional information, I measure the thickness added to your toilet seat in the back to be 6mm, at least according to my caliper.

Okay.... hear me out... this thing is a game changer, my poop chute has never felt cleaner! I have terrible water pressure at my house due to being on the same hill as the water tower and this thing still gets you squeaky clean. Let’s face it guys... dudes have hair and when you wipe ya just don’t feel clean. I installed this thing quicker than it takes me to drop the kids off in the pool. Only complaint I have is they don’t include a sticker or decal that says “Poop destroyer equipped” because I would definitely stick that on the tank or under the toilet seat, Dude Products can you make this happen??? So if your still deciding just buy it....

I got this and have spent $40+ trying to find fitting that work . The 7/8 is the bit that stumps ya. the top of the T, I need to know the thread size is, if any one can help me on this please ??